Nine-Eleven.

What's really inspirational is how Rudy crawled out of his hospital bed with tubes hanging out of him to fight the terrorrsts on 9/11. <Sigh> My hero...

They should make a movie, titled "Rudy"...and it could show how Rudy fought the terrorists when he was a football player at Notre Dame, too.

I figure Disney will pick up the rights to Giuliani's life story and come out with Mayor 9/11 docudrama right before the election is he's the republican nominee.

In the movie, Notre Dame will be shown having a winning season this year.   ;>)

Ah, fiction at its finest!!!!

Yep...that's our boy, Rudy!

How can we destroy this myth "Do you know what it's going to cost us? Deteriorated health care. It's going to cost us long waiting lines, like they have in Canada and in England" I called the dermatologist yesterday, next available appt? Jan 9, 08. Canada , England et al, already have as good a system as we do , it just costs them way less, and of course there are no CEO's making obscene salaries off of health care profits.

9/11 and prostate cancer, nice platform.

and don't forget......wife attending cabinet meetings

Wolf, I guess you mean his current wife? What's gonna happen if he's elected and finds someone he likes better? Is current wife (#3) gonna kick him out of the White House the way previous wife (#2) kicked him out of Gracie Mansion? Is Rudy gonna live with the same gay couple he did before when he was bachelorizing or has he burned bridges with them now that he's not so keen on marrying them like he promised. Inquiring minds want to know.

RUDY'S ANSWER: 9/11

The prostate statistics war, part twinge.

A coleorectial surgen in every foxhole, thats my plan.

However, the purported source for the statistics, the Commonwealth Fund, issued a statement saying that the numbers are "incorrect."

Statistics, slamistics!!!

This is Mayor 9/11 were talking about.

He's doesn't need any stinkin' correct statistics.

More of the same **** from the Republicans on health care.

"If 50 million Americans were buying their own health insurance, instead of just 17 million Americans, I guarantee you, the price would go down by 50, 60, 70 percent, and, believe it or not, the quality would go up, because that's what happens as you have a bigger and bigger consumer market."

There is NO FREAKING WAY he can guarantee this!!! 

Employers already partake in the free market, trying to keep health care costs down by looking for the most reasonably priced plans available for their employees.  Even if you take employers out of the picture and open up the market to individual consumers, how much is it really going to effect the rate at which health care insurance costs are rising (inflation X 6)?  

Will Rudy also guarantee that my salary will go up if my employer no longer provides insurance under his master plan?  This is, after all, the only way I could afford health insurance for my family.

He probably would if he thought it would help him get elected.

Bingo

Bingo?

Yep...he's going to guarantee bingo games, too. Whatever it takes...

LOL.

For the first 911 days of his presidency.